Ladies & Gentlemen, I have found My Dream Wedding Cake!
Seriously, what could be better than this???

-not that i really believe in marriage or completely want to get married, or think i ever will, it’s just that i like cake… & pretty dress
i particularly like the tree stump it’s on, the camo pattern in the fondant, & the backdrop, which looks like it’s been jacked from a defunct elementary school portrait company.
& i’m not just looking at wedding cakes, since i’m sick, I was checking out Cake Wrecks & happened upon a post about this cake.
startling
ALSO- 2 girls i went to high school with, recently got married, this is frightening, but both of them were mormons, so i guess it’s not too startling, -them one them even mormoned up for her man.

Oh cake love, how I love thee, let me count the ways…
And I’m with you on the creepy factor of people we know getting married. EEEE. SO DO NOT WANT TO DO THAT YET.
Also, did you see the status update about Lauren Baccus? (already married) and PREGGERS.
And by “cake love,” I clearly mean “cake wrecks.” I was just so overcome by my love for it.